Just the essentials

Lost. Toothpicks. Vodka, whiskey, bloody mary mix and beer; whew!. Beef jerky; yes sir. Propane and charcoal; of course. Water; sure. Coffee presser; you didn't see that. A couple fishing rods soaking in a pot; check. Now where the hell are those toothpicks?

What a grand place

Found. A huge friggin' canyon somewhere in Arizona. So huge, I'd bet you could see it from space. Someone should write about this place. Seriously, its pretty big.

Market Fresh

Found. Surely a record brown trout - floating comfortably on the roof of the local grocer. If I could catch him, I'd quit fishing. No I wouldn't.

Thee ole blarney bar

Found. An Irish lass filled with boredom and armed with ketchup. Possible regret on her part as drunk patrons attempted to cash in.

Beware of the one-legged Sasquatch

Lost. My buddy's sock. Came back to camp hoping to find our gear sun-dried and fish-ready. Who steals one sock?

Heavy things man, heavy things.

Found. The world's strongest wood-covered bridge. By my calculation, this engineering feat holds up to 80,000 lbs. Good thing...in case a fleet of army tanks roll through this part of Oregon.

A bit cairned away?

Found. The path. How could one lose it? Ok, this particular blog sucks, but I needed to get rid of this picture, because it too, sucks.