Let's start with family, shall we?

Lost. Genetics 101. We can't erase our parents. Can we?

What will it take to get you in this car today?

Lost. A lemon. Dammit, so I grabbed a goddamn grapefruit instead. But still, imagine a car, and a lemon, and a lemon in a car. I would have unlimited leverage..and jokes...to play with salesmen/dorks, for trade-in value.

Pass the soap

Found. A fur-ball in my hotel shower. I paid for the highway noise and the privilege to stay next to a crack-head, but was completely unaware of the shower rights.

Goin Once? Goin...ah, shit...

Lost. 4 wheels. Yup. 4 wheels. And a clutch...carburator...whatever it takes to make a vehicle go forth. Hey scoob, no ghosts!!!!

Baseball Fever. Catch it!

Lost. My understanding of women. Green Man has a girlfriend. How? Why?

Steak dinner

Found. Dancing girls equipped with quivers. And good shots at that. Beware fellas. Beware.

Medical Marvel

Found. Jack. Currently residing in Arizona. And apparently with fingers reattached. You would have to actually follow this blog to get this reference, so, never mind.