RRReally?

Found. R's made from scratch. I've heard of Indians and I've heard of tacos, but Indian Tacos? Little Chief? WTF? Must be important with a last name like Restaurant.

Check Please

Found. A crocodile stuck in a buck's antlers. I know what you are going to say: "But Troutslayer, that doesn't seem possible." To which I reply: "Have another beer you idiot...and pay in cash."

Paging Crockett and Tubbs

Lost. The 80's. But not this fully preserved clamshell print Miami edition bedset. Eat your heart out Martha Stewart. I like to call it the Black Light Special.

Pace Yourself

Found. Somebody who moves slower than me in the morning after a few beers. I wanted to read and go to bed but he insisted on a marathon round of quarters. He must feel like I look and vice versa.

Slayed

Found. A trout. Figured it only appropriate to show a pic if someone is so egocentric as to call themselves a slayer. A loser, yes. A slayer, well.....

Jack The Gripper

Lost. A finger. And a thumb....presuming Jack is either a man or ape....and Jill pushed him into the wood chipper again.

Ahoy Matey!

Lost. A chromosome perhaps? This lady was as sweet as could be...and the kid turned out ok...but that guy had no tact...just a blank stare and a poorly rotated left arm.

Can I can get an APB out on a runaway barn?

Found. John's barn. Thank goodness he labeled it. You know how these things can away from you. Kids.

Buck em' cowboy!!!

Lost. Contact. Between this bull and a poor student from Montana State University. Yes people, college broncin'...for credit. Does it get any better?