Freeze Gopher!!!

Found. The Bill Murray nemesis. A big hitter, the Lama....long. Ok, not really a gopher but let's let this one go for me....I miss Caddyshack so much.

Deeeez Nutzzzz

Found. A squirrel tryin' to get a nut. Who knew they could move your butt to the dance floor? C&C Music Factory, that's who....and this squirrel.

Damn

Lost. My youth. This kid is so happy. He's watching fireworks....in Idaho...in kick-ass pajamas... in his driveway. What happens when we grow old? I thought we were supposed to get smarter.

Monkey See Monkey Climb

Lost. The reach of my monkey. If you're going to rehab a monkey in your home, make sure you can get to him. Its important, like when you have to go to work and your monkey doesn't.

Badger Cat

Found. An animal that will rip another of its kind to shreds but is friendly towards the alma mater. Wolverines and Gophers are forewarned however, don't let the missing leg (not pictured- yes thats a pun people...I think) fool you, this thing can hone in and destroy its enemy in seconds. But he also sleeps a lot and can be catapulted across the room...only to fall asleep in seconds. So stealth is not really an issue for retaliation...

Smokey Pants

Lost. My nerve. This was the 2nd or 3rd bear we saw that day. Three was enough. Yes, I know he's small but mom had to be nearby. And he hissed at me. Hissed. Bears aren't supposed to hiss. You see those teeth? Neither do I, but I know they're there dammit.