Aristocracy

Found. A class of execptional recruits. To catch fish? Not so much. The "fishing" algorithm over the years seems to be withering towards economics and NOT catching fish. Yet people come, yet people come. They say 10% of fisherman catch 90% of the fish. The majority of those 90% are rich assholes who have no idea why they're out there in the first place. To be fair, some of them are normal people who just suck.

Who's Eggs?

Found. Donna. In Malawi. Didn't even know she was here. Apparently, she accrues eggs.

We all have to be something

Lost. America's identity. Don't we all wish we could just claim something and actually stick with it. Bi-partisan Congress, I'm looking at you. Big government, small government, increase taxes, lower taxes, stimulus meddling, pro-life, pro-choice. Why do they hide behind mirrors and fill their own heads with smoke into pretending they actually care about you and me? Look to the anteater Congress...don't fake the funk.

Babe?

Found. A blue elk. Mounted. Could Paul Bunyan have turned against his compatriot? And potentially have been a really bad zoologist? And hid out in a Madison apartment for a hundred odd years moonlighting as a taxidermist? Elk does go better with red wine.