Pass the soap

Found. A fur-ball in my hotel shower. I paid for the highway noise and the privilege to stay next to a crack-head, but was completely unaware of the shower rights.

Goin Once? Goin...ah, shit...

Lost. 4 wheels. Yup. 4 wheels. And a clutch...carburator...whatever it takes to make a vehicle go forth. Hey scoob, no ghosts!!!!

Baseball Fever. Catch it!

Lost. My understanding of women. Green Man has a girlfriend. How? Why?

Steak dinner

Found. Dancing girls equipped with quivers. And good shots at that. Beware fellas. Beware.

Medical Marvel

Found. Jack. Currently residing in Arizona. And apparently with fingers reattached. You would have to actually follow this blog to get this reference, so, never mind.

Starlite Starbrite

Found. Fisher -Santa. Ho-ho-holy mackeral! "Christmas was months ago", you say. To which Troutslayer replies, "Leave me alone. Happy New Year."

All weather radials

Lost. The Michelin Snowman. Almost as elusive as the Sasquatch. Must have 4 wheel drive, Onstar and a corn-cob pipe holder. Yeah, I don't get it either. Not the corn-cob pipe, the blog.